I‘ve absolutely no idea what to put on this page.

But isn’t it the most vile thing you’ve ever seen?

Might as well put Alisair's crap Conan jokes on it!

Conan the what?
Who wears a loincloth carries a big sword and tellspeople to ‘shhhh’?	Conan the Librarian.
Who wears a loincloth carries a big sword and mendssick animals?	Conan the Veterinarian .
Who wears a loincloth carries a big sword andbelieves everyone has the right to determine their own morality?	Conan the Libertarian.
Who wears a loincloth carries a big sword anddoes not eat meat?	Conan the Vegetarian.
Who wears a loincloth carries a big sword andbelieves that the monarch should not be removed as the head of the Church of England?	Conan the Antidisestablismetarian.

All complains should be addressed to this fat bastard: